fruitpunchg:

true comedians on yahoo answers

ronaldweasley:

rupsidaisy:

The Sim version of yourself is everything you want to be

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someday

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meladoodle:

my friend once asked me the question ‘if your boyfriend and your dad swapped bodies and the only way to get them to switch back was to have sex with one of them which one would you choose’ and i just ran away

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meladoodle:

why does joe even have cotton eyes

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meladoodle:

he’s got his mother’s eyes, and his father’s chin… when will this child stop collecting bodyparts

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
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